Schmendrick the Barbarian

There can only be one Schmendrick the Barbarian, and that Schmendrick is my uncle Dennis. After some editing and refitting, here it is; the greatest Jewish barbarian ever, The man who slew the mighty salmon, plunged a knife into the vicious Cream Cheese, and ate them smeared across maybe a nice New-York style bagel, why not, with a knish on the side!